Forget your life's "casual moments." This isn't about celebrating anything—it's about surviving. And you'll survive your next therapy session in style with our Goat & Glaze Therapy Winner hoodie. It's designed to be so effortlessly cool, your therapist will forget they're supposed to be helping you and just ask where you got it. You've been coming to them for months, but this hoodie will do more for your emotional state than all their "deep breathing" exercises combined.
This hoodie is the perfect replacement for your therapist. It's cozy enough to make you forget about your crippling responsibilities and stylish enough to convince people you have a life. It's so warm and relaxing that it's practically a coping mechanism in itself. You'll be so busy binge-listening to ridiculous podcasts in it that you won't even need to talk to anyone about your problems.
The adjustable hood is perfect for hiding from people you owe money to, and the elastic cuffs keep you from getting your sleeves in your food. This sweatshirt isn't just a gift; it’s a public service. So whether you're getting it for Christmas, a birthday, or as an apology for something you've done, it’s a purchase you won't regret. Probably.
Product features - Adjustable drawstring hood for personalized comfort. - Spacious kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm and essentials close. - Ribbed-knit cuffs and waistband enhance fit and shape retention. - Made from a blend of cotton and polyester for durability and softness. - Sewn-in label and retail fit provide a polished look.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
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Forget your life's "casual moments." This isn't about celebrating anything—it's about surviving. And you'll survive your next therapy session in style with our Goat & Glaze Therapy Winner hoodie. It's designed to be so effortlessly cool, your therapist will forget they're supposed to be helping you and just ask where you got it. You've been coming to them for months, but this hoodie will do more for your emotional state than all their "deep breathing" exercises combined.
This hoodie is the perfect replacement for your therapist. It's cozy enough to make you forget about your crippling responsibilities and stylish enough to convince people you have a life. It's so warm and relaxing that it's practically a coping mechanism in itself. You'll be so busy binge-listening to ridiculous podcasts in it that you won't even need to talk to anyone about your problems.
The adjustable hood is perfect for hiding from people you owe money to, and the elastic cuffs keep you from getting your sleeves in your food. This sweatshirt isn't just a gift; it’s a public service. So whether you're getting it for Christmas, a birthday, or as an apology for something you've done, it’s a purchase you won't regret. Probably.
Product features - Adjustable drawstring hood for personalized comfort. - Spacious kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm and essentials close. - Ribbed-knit cuffs and waistband enhance fit and shape retention. - Made from a blend of cotton and polyester for durability and softness. - Sewn-in label and retail fit provide a polished look.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
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