Forget your life’s “casual moments.” This isn't about celebrating anything—it's about surviving. And you'll survive in style with our new Goat & Glaze classic hoodie.
It's cozy enough to make you forget you have responsibilities, but stylish enough that you won't look like a total hermit. The warm fabric creates a relaxed vibe, so you can pretend you have a life even when you're just binge-listening to a ridiculous podcast show.
The adjustable hood is perfect for hiding from people you owe money to, and the elastic cuffs keep you from getting your sleeves in your food. This sweatshirt isn't just a gift; it’s a public service. So whether you're getting it for Christmas, a birthday, or as an apology for something you've done, it’s a purchase you won't regret. Probably.
Product features - Adjustable drawstring hood for personalized comfort. - Spacious kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm and essentials close. - Ribbed-knit cuffs and waistband enhance fit and shape retention. - Made from a blend of cotton and polyester for durability and softness. - Sewn-in label and retail fit provide a polished look.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
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Forget your life’s “casual moments.” This isn't about celebrating anything—it's about surviving. And you'll survive in style with our new Goat & Glaze classic hoodie.
It's cozy enough to make you forget you have responsibilities, but stylish enough that you won't look like a total hermit. The warm fabric creates a relaxed vibe, so you can pretend you have a life even when you're just binge-listening to a ridiculous podcast show.
The adjustable hood is perfect for hiding from people you owe money to, and the elastic cuffs keep you from getting your sleeves in your food. This sweatshirt isn't just a gift; it’s a public service. So whether you're getting it for Christmas, a birthday, or as an apology for something you've done, it’s a purchase you won't regret. Probably.
Product features - Adjustable drawstring hood for personalized comfort. - Spacious kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm and essentials close. - Ribbed-knit cuffs and waistband enhance fit and shape retention. - Made from a blend of cotton and polyester for durability and softness. - Sewn-in label and retail fit provide a polished look.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
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