The Goat & Glaze "Survival Fluid" Mug

$12.00

Forget "elevating" anything. You just need a vessel for the liquid that keeps you functioning. This is our sleek magic mug, and it’s perfect for adding a touch of dark, necessary elegance to your depressing morning routine.

Crafted from high-quality ceramic with a glossy finish, this mug is where we slap our vibrant designs to bring your favorite icons (and our general awesomeness) to life. Whether it’s hiding from your boss in your office or just sitting sadly on your kitchen counter, it radiates a modern vibe that says, "Yes, I am a functional adult, but only because of the contents of this mug."

It's perfect for gifting on birthdays, holidays, or "just because" you owe someone an apology. This mug isn't just a conversation starter; it's a silent cry for help that matches your unique, slightly broken personality. Embrace each sip with confidence—because honestly, you've earned that caffeine.


Product features
- Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek appearance
- Vibrant colors achieved through advanced printing techniques
- Microwave and dishwasher safe for convenience
- Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz
- C-shaped handle for easy grip

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Forget "elevating" anything. You just need a vessel for the liquid that keeps you functioning. This is our sleek magic mug, and it’s perfect for adding a touch of dark, necessary elegance to your depressing morning routine.

Crafted from high-quality ceramic with a glossy finish, this mug is where we slap our vibrant designs to bring your favorite icons (and our general awesomeness) to life. Whether it’s hiding from your boss in your office or just sitting sadly on your kitchen counter, it radiates a modern vibe that says, "Yes, I am a functional adult, but only because of the contents of this mug."

It's perfect for gifting on birthdays, holidays, or "just because" you owe someone an apology. This mug isn't just a conversation starter; it's a silent cry for help that matches your unique, slightly broken personality. Embrace each sip with confidence—because honestly, you've earned that caffeine.


Product features
- Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek appearance
- Vibrant colors achieved through advanced printing techniques
- Microwave and dishwasher safe for convenience
- Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz
- C-shaped handle for easy grip

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap