You need a shirt. Here it is. It’s clean, it’s lightweight, and it wears like that old favorite you refuse to throw out (you know the one).
The front is where things get interesting—and slightly pretentious. We’ve got a minimal, Morse-like dot pattern that looks cool but is actually totally useless unless you're fluent in cryptic messages. Tucked right in the center is a bold ampersand, subtle but unmistakable when you bother to look closer. Is it Braille? Morse Code? Who cares, it looks intellectual.
On the back, we get to the good stuff: a crisp circular emblem framing a stylized goat face—the true icon of survival—with the brand name arched above. It’s rendered in high-contrast black ink for a modern, graphic look that lets everyone know you're a person of discerning (and slightly dark) taste.
This shirt sits relaxed at the shoulders with a classic crew neck and soft, smooth fabric. It layers easily under whatever sad jacket you own, or stands alone as a passive-aggressive statement piece for casual days and nights when you just don't want to talk to people.
Product features - Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette - Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton (most colors) with soft, durable hand - Ribbed elastic collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching - High-quality DTG prints with DTF used for sleeve and neck label details - Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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You need a shirt. Here it is. It’s clean, it’s lightweight, and it wears like that old favorite you refuse to throw out (you know the one).
The front is where things get interesting—and slightly pretentious. We’ve got a minimal, Morse-like dot pattern that looks cool but is actually totally useless unless you're fluent in cryptic messages. Tucked right in the center is a bold ampersand, subtle but unmistakable when you bother to look closer. Is it Braille? Morse Code? Who cares, it looks intellectual.
On the back, we get to the good stuff: a crisp circular emblem framing a stylized goat face—the true icon of survival—with the brand name arched above. It’s rendered in high-contrast black ink for a modern, graphic look that lets everyone know you're a person of discerning (and slightly dark) taste.
This shirt sits relaxed at the shoulders with a classic crew neck and soft, smooth fabric. It layers easily under whatever sad jacket you own, or stands alone as a passive-aggressive statement piece for casual days and nights when you just don't want to talk to people.
Product features - Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette - Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton (most colors) with soft, durable hand - Ribbed elastic collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching - High-quality DTG prints with DTF used for sleeve and neck label details - Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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