Forget your life’s “casual moments.” This isn't about celebrating anything—it's about surviving. And you'll survive in style with our new Goat & Glaze classic hoodie.
It's cozy enough to make you forget you have responsibilities, but stylish enough that you won't look like a total hermit. The warm fabric creates a relaxed vibe, so you can pretend you have a life even when you're just binge-listening to a ridiculous podcast show.
The adjustable hood is perfect for hiding from people you owe money to, and the elastic cuffs keep you from getting your sleeves in your food. This sweatshirt isn't just a gift; it’s a public service. So whether you're getting it for Christmas, a birthday, or as an apology for something you've done, it’s a purchase you won't regret. Probably.
Product features
- Solid colors made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester for a soft feel.
- Adjustable hoodie with drawstrings for a personalized fit.
- Ribbed knit cuffs and waistband retain shape and ensure a snug fit.
- Twill necktape for added comfort and durability.
- Double needle stitching enhances the garment's longevity.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Forget your life’s “casual moments.” This isn't about celebrating anything—it's about surviving. And you'll survive in style with our new Goat & Glaze classic hoodie.
It's cozy enough to make you forget you have responsibilities, but stylish enough that you won't look like a total hermit. The warm fabric creates a relaxed vibe, so you can pretend you have a life even when you're just binge-listening to a ridiculous podcast show.
The adjustable hood is perfect for hiding from people you owe money to, and the elastic cuffs keep you from getting your sleeves in your food. This sweatshirt isn't just a gift; it’s a public service. So whether you're getting it for Christmas, a birthday, or as an apology for something you've done, it’s a purchase you won't regret. Probably.
Product features
- Solid colors made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester for a soft feel.
- Adjustable hoodie with drawstrings for a personalized fit.
- Ribbed knit cuffs and waistband retain shape and ensure a snug fit.
- Twill necktape for added comfort and durability.
- Double needle stitching enhances the garment's longevity.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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