This is our clean, lightweight tee that wears like the comfy shirt you should probably have thrown out years ago. Up front, we keep things subtle—the classic Goat & Glaze logo is on the left chest. It’s small, quiet, and easily missed, which is perfect for days when you don't want to be noticed (or when you forget what you're wearing).
But the back? That's where we make the loud, obvious confession you’re constantly making anyway. We pose the bold, self-diagnosed reality: "80HD" rendered in high-contrast ink for a modern, graphic look. Because let's be honest, trying to function in your chaotic life feels less like 40HD and more like running on a slightly faster, louder setting. Stop stressing, start embracing the speed.
The shirt sits relaxed at the shoulders with a crew neckline and smooth, soft fabric that moves with you, whether you’re finally tackling that project or just suddenly remembering you left the stove on. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone as the perfect statement piece for your casual days and distractible, creative nights. Wear it. Get distracted. It’s fine.
Product features - Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette - Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton (most colors) with soft, durable hand - Ribbed elastic collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching - High-quality DTG prints with DTF used for sleeve and neck label details - Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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This is our clean, lightweight tee that wears like the comfy shirt you should probably have thrown out years ago. Up front, we keep things subtle—the classic Goat & Glaze logo is on the left chest. It’s small, quiet, and easily missed, which is perfect for days when you don't want to be noticed (or when you forget what you're wearing).
But the back? That's where we make the loud, obvious confession you’re constantly making anyway. We pose the bold, self-diagnosed reality: "80HD" rendered in high-contrast ink for a modern, graphic look. Because let's be honest, trying to function in your chaotic life feels less like 40HD and more like running on a slightly faster, louder setting. Stop stressing, start embracing the speed.
The shirt sits relaxed at the shoulders with a crew neckline and smooth, soft fabric that moves with you, whether you’re finally tackling that project or just suddenly remembering you left the stove on. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone as the perfect statement piece for your casual days and distractible, creative nights. Wear it. Get distracted. It’s fine.
Product features - Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette - Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton (most colors) with soft, durable hand - Ribbed elastic collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching - High-quality DTG prints with DTF used for sleeve and neck label details - Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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